Wednesday, September 22, 2010

LAS EFFING VEGAS!

I had so much fun!
But at first it sucked. 3 hr drive to airport, because it's cheaper to fly out from the states but we had to take 2 planes and neither were window seats and neither had TVS!
NO TVS!! WHAT THE EFF YO! ? !
3 hrs of sitting there. In the dark. With strangers. Almost enough to make you go all murdery on that shit. I take that back, now I'm probably banned from all airlines. Next time I go somewhere, some funktastic alarm is gonna be blaring when they see my passport.

CANDIAN. EATS MAPLE SYRUP. ARREST THAT BITCH. SHE HAS ATTACK MOOSE ON SPEED DIAL. BACK IN HER IGLOO.

They even made me put my Urban Decay finishing spray back in the car because it was 13 ml over the limit. I bought that FOR the wedding. Shitshitshit. I probably even used 13ml but whatev's, those be the rules. For some reason I though 100ml was a lot bigger.

We got there uber late, 11pm so it kinda sucked paying for the room that night when we barely had a day there. Then we walked around trying to find something to drink and eat. You can basically go somewhere to drink, but if you wanna eat you have to get fast food. eff that noize. We ordered room service.

MGM Grand room service food btw is AMAZING! Turkey Bruschetta sammich = heaven. For real. I ordered it again for breakfast Sunday morning. Yes I was hungover, but it didn't make it any less amazing. The chili kicks some major nomz ass as well. $7 and you get a nice size bowl with cheese and a bowl with 3 different kinds of corn bread buns and a tortilla cracker thingy.
NICE!

M&M's store rocks my candy socks.

Got lots of hooker cards. They hand them out like candy. But I won't put these in my mouth.

Saw the water show thingy at the one hotel. I'll show pictures, can't remember what it was called.

The Paris hotel is so cool! It's like walking in a little village with townhomes all over on the inside!

Then came my cousin's wedding day. I'm so proud, I got her eyeshadow done in like 10 minutes. Smokey-eye ACCOMPLISHED! We had to rushrushrush the limo was going to be there any minute and she was getting her hair curled and I was doing the makeup at the same time. It was fun and hectic and in the end, we drank our asses off to celebrate.

Enough blabbity blab. PICS!


Water that resembles a fetus complete with umbilical cord...to the face I guess...



M&MS!



Water!



Ummm, what else...

RICH PEOPLE SHIT!



Playing with my "miniatures" setting






The same makeup I did for my "mermaid" post but I used AL Unicorn for browbone and Fyrinnae Rapunzel Wore Extensions was thrown on the inner corner for extra awesomeness.



I wanna go again!!!

6 comments:

  1. Ahhh looks like fun, I think I would move there solely for the shopping and be a total prude about the strip, haha.

    I am disappointed you didn't randomly wake up and find a tiger in your bathroom though ;]

    And hnggg love your lower lashline colour there.

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  2. hahaha, I friggin wish. Although at MGM I'd expect a lion, they have a friggin LION EXHIBIT THINGY! The kittehs are so tame though, the trainer dudes were squishing their faces and they just batted them back. SO KYOOT!
    And spanks! That be Meow's Coffin. Coffin is teh shite. :D

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  3. Oh, I'm so jealous. Love, love, LOVE Vegas - although we usually stay off strip and do all those mountainy things. LOL I'm glad you had a good time even though the planes sucked! I love looking at the pictures you took too.

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  4. I wish I could have done some mountainy things! The only desert-y type place I've ever been to is the hoodoos in Drumheller AB so I wanted to see Vegas desert but we didn't have a vehicle :(

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  5. Bwahaha, "rich people shit." That miniature setting is so cool! Glad you had a good time!

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  6. LOL It totally was rich people shit! I was pretty happy to pee in the mall so now I can tell people I peed next to Chanel. (I actually cannot remember what actually was next door but I wouldn't be able to afford the ink on the receipts!)

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